Big Bang Theory
CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #436
This vanity card is dedicated to a very pretty and very talented young actress named Lexie Contursi. Let me explain. In tonight’s episode of “The Big Bang Theory,” Penny struggles emotionally when her small guest role on “NCIS” is cut. In an unrelated story, which oddly became very related, Koothrappali and Stuart go to a shopping mall with a plan to talk to unattractive strangers in order to build up their confidence with attractive girls. Almost immediately they are approached by a beautiful young woman, played by Lexie, who asks them for directions to a coffee shop.
Sadly, or hopefully, comically, they run from her because they’ve yet to do the grunt work of talking to regular-looking folks. And here’s where the two stories intersect. We had to cut it in order to get the episode down to the required running time. Penny gets cut. Lexie gets cut. One is make believe. One is real. Which is why I wanted to take this opportunity to tell Lexie, and all her friends and relatives, that she nailed the part. Just nailed it. The fact that it did not appear in tonight’s episode had absolutely nothing to do with her performance.
So, on behalf of everyone at “The Big Bang Theory,” I’d like to extend a heartfelt apology to Lexie Contursi, and assure her that we will try to find a way to get her back on the show. Of course an even better resolution would be if she became a big movie star and got to tell David Letterman the funny story of the time she had one stupid line in a sitcom and it got cut. It happens, Lexie. Ask Sharon Stone about the time she didn’t get the part of Paul Reiser’s girlfriend on “My Two Dads.”